Photoshop as a Metaphor

First off, we at the daily emmett apologize for the disturbing turn to emotionally sensitive posts over the past few weeks. While speculation has run nation-wide that the daily emmett was perhaps on its period, the daily emmett acknowledges that such posts are totally bush-league. Profound changes in management have transpired to ensure the quality of our publication.

Now we turn to the issue of Photoshop, which we (like everyone else in America) consider ourselves something of experts. For those of you who would like to learn more, but don't like the way learning feels, check out the "You Suck at Photoshop" series.