Mustache Erosion

Recently I have been disturbed by subtle tremors echoing from deep within the sarcastic blogs and opportunistic television ads of our social arena. The mustache is in real trouble. Much like the mullet before it, it is normal to expect the turbulent ebb and flow of style and fashion. However, when the accessory in question becomes the target of joking and ridicule, it must be placed on the endangered list.

A bold move, obviously, which beckons the Question: Is the mustache worth saving?

Answer: Exhibit A & Exhibit B

The demise of the mustache is due to several factors. Camaroes, pedophiles, and those who try to practice without first passing their testosterone exam just to name a few. However, when treated with the proper respect, the mustache can be an object of inspiration. Who could image Sam Elliott with a naked face? Who among us would argue that a Tom Selleck without the mustache is really no Selleck at all?

I look at these examples and they not only make me want to be somebody; they make me believe that I can. It is for this reason that the daily emmett must sound the alarm: We cannot afford the mustache to go the way of the mullet. It's just too good for society.